One time I was at the pullayup fair, and I saw shamwow.I bought it, took it home, and purposely spilled something. I used the shamwow, and guess what?
MRS MEYERS JUST POPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND GUESS WHAT SHE DOES?!! SHE GRABS ONE OF MY KITCHEN KNIFES AND RIPS THAT SHAMWOW APART AND SAYS "F*** YOU,B****!!!!!! USE MY FRIDGIN CLEANING SPRAYING THINGER MIDGIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AND BILLY MAYS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE SAYING OXI CLEAN IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!! AND THEN THAT LADY WITH THE GREEN DAY BAGS JUMPS OUT FROM MY BIG STAINED GLASS WINDOW AND SAYS SOME SHIT ABOUT HER STUPID BAGS , BUT I DONT SEE HOW THE HELL THOSE BAGS ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE CLEAR ONES?!! MAYBE BECAUSE THERE GREEN?!! THAT DOESNT MAKE A DAMN DIFFRERNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN THE PIZZA GUY COMES AND DROPS OFF MY PIZZA AND BILLY MAYS, MRS MEYERS, AND THAT LADY WHOSE NAME I FORGET DIVE AFTER MY PIZZA AND IM LIKE " HELL NO!!!!!!!!! BACK THE F*** AWAY FROM MY DAMN PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AND SO I GRAB THE PIZZA FROM THEM AND RUN INTO MY ROOM AND LOCK IT AND BOARD IT UP WITH NAILS AND PUT FOIL ALL OVER IT AND EAT MY PIZZA!!!THEN BILLY CANT FIND THE BATHROOM AND TAKES A SHIT ON MY FLOOR AND PISSES ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!





*panting fast and loudly*


>.> WHAT THE F*** YOU LOOKIN AT?!!!!!












*turns tiny* can woo pwease get me a gwass of lemonade for mwe pwease? and put ice in it?